Eye by Rian Mathew

A tornado of strength admires an object,

Intangible object, that is.

It keeps a close watch, and follows it always,

For that’s how tornadoes twist.

But all that most see when watching tornadoes

Is death, destruction, and doom.

Yes, there really is more to a twister

Just look close and don’t assume.

Cook Spits in Customer’s Burger! by Rian Mathew

A man ordered a burger this morning at The Bohemian Hall and Beer Garden, and when he received his receipt, he found that it said “PLEASE SPIT IN IT TOO” as a special request for his cheeseburger. When he asked the waitress that served him what happened, she said she didn’t know what happened, even though she was the one who printed it.

He, then, asked the cook, and the cook said that the order he got included a request for him to spit in it, so he did. The man was disgusted. The store manager soon called him and confirmed that the waitress and the cook was fired. Without their cook, The Bohemian Hall and Beer Garden filed for bankruptcy and closed down.

Note: Not a true story, but based on a true story

Interview of Pulkit Kishore by Rian Mathew

Q. How long have been living in Minnesota?

A. “I’ve been living here for three years”

Q. What is your earliest memory?

A. “My earliest memory would probably be when I went to Disneyland when I was three”

Q. If you could have chosen your name, what would you have chosen?

A. “I don’t know”

Q. Would you rather have a teacher that doesn’t teach well but is friendly or one that teaches well but is strict?

A. “One who teaches well but is strict, ‘cause I like learning”

Q. Do you prefer eating healthy or unhealthy?

A. “Healthy”

Q. What is your record for the number of minutes read in a day?

A. “180 minutes”

Q. What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

A. “A piece of really, really, really old cheese”

Q. What is your favorite form of transportation?

A. “Airplane”

Q. What is the longest plane trip you have been on?

A. “1 and a half days, when going from the US to India”

Q. What is your favorite genre?

A. “My favorite genre would be… action, superhero action”