A new study has found that shredding water can clone it and create more fresh water! There is a rush across the country to grab full water bottles and help save the planet! Large collection bins are being set up at all public places for water donation! All persons in possession of full water bottles are being paid to shred them! The US Government is paying people $500 for each full water bottle they shred! Some states have passed a law that requires each person to shred a gallon of water a day!
Scientists are investing hours shredding water! Scientists love the idea and fully support it! Dr. BlaBla, PhD in English, said that it has the potential to save tenths of people! According to Dr. Nonexistent, the particles in the water duplicate when they hit certain metals, creating water from nothing! Dr. Iyma Faker says that this will revolutionize agriculture and can be used to stop droughts!
So what are you waiting for? Go shred some water right now!
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