Babies New Superfood - Soylent Blue, Food Experts Say! by Beck Naylor

TWIN CITIES---Food experts think that babies could be the newest snackfood! Studies have found that the best-selling foods all lead up to this years best-selling snack food: babies! "They have a very high health rate! While they are high in nutricious value, they are also packed with fiber and other vitamins! All your daily needs in one meal!", says Dr. Dontknowsquat! "The only problem will be collecting enough to put them on the market!" But scientists have figured that out! "We don't want to say in fear of other companies taking our idea!", says Dr. Soylent Blue! "We just love our idea that much!"

   So now we have to wait for the products to start rolling in! "We have to put out our product soon! People are outside our doors, protesting against the wait!", Dr. Dontknowsquat reports! "The sooner the better! But you can start looking at select grocery stores! Located at the meat counter!"

Editors Note: "Soylent Green is both the name of a 1973 science fiction film and of a wafer-like food product in the film. The film is a police procedural set in the future, based on the 1966 novel Make Room! Make Room! The food is a processed protein ration made of human beings and distributed to an unsuspecting populace." -- http://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/soylent-green/