Donald Trump gobbled up all his money and has lost his job as president and is now working at McDonalds. All Donald Trump fans are now working at McDonalds. Also the new president is Lacrosse Team Leader Jerry. Will Peace ever return who knows ? McDonalds is earning more money than ever, they have already sold fifteen thousand kiddie toys. This is the best news report we’ve had in fifteen years.
Reporter: Donald Trump how do you feel about working at McDonalds.
Donald Trump: Eh everything was fine before the i spilled a Mega Jumbo extra cheese fries on my lap when i was giving it to a customer. I was thinking of switching to Burger King. Anyways now that i don’t have any money and lost my job as president i am still fine with it as long as we make america great again.
Reporter: Very interesting and goodbye
Reporter Diana is now seeing trillions of people wanting to donate money to the new president Lacrosse Team Leader. When will all this chaos end, trillions of people also crowded around McDonalds.
Reporter: How do you feel Lacrosse Team Leader Jerry.
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