Birthday by Lucy Dreher

Grab the cake, grab the candles.

Blow up the balloons.

You’re 1 then 5,

6 and 9, you grow up so fast.

12 then 14,

17 and 20, a girlfriend you’ve got yourself now.

24 and don’t forget 30,

32 and 36.

Today is your birthday, 37 year old.

But wait, where are you, father of mine.

I’ve been waiting for hours telling this poem.

Now Friday and Saturday,

Sunday then Monday, come back please!

Tuesday and Wednesday, Thursday then Friday.

Oh Hi! Happy birthday!

BREAKING NEWS! SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND A WAY TO CREATE WHALE-A-CORNS!!! by Lucy Dreher

Dr. Na Treal had the idea to genetically create a Whale-A-Corn or the scientific saying “Narwhal” but the real creators are Dr. Fakers, Dr. Gonna, and Dr. Fakfakfakfakfak and have been hard at work creating this magnificent creature, which is AMAZING, OMG!!

Everyone should come see this creature even if you live in the
U.S.A! Oh wait we live in the U.S.A. right… anyway if you live in Japan
come to canad- I mean U.S.A!

Interview of Genevieve Cadwell by Lucy Dreher

Q: What would be your dream job?

A: Astronaut or Author, I really love space!

Q: Who is your favourite singer?

A: Hugh Jackson, he is an actor and a singer!

Q: What is your favourite subject in the classroom?

A: Reading, Writing, and Science. Astronomy especially!

Q: What is your pet peeve?

A: Dogs. The slobber and all the other stuff about them.

Q: If you could change something about the country, what would it be?

A: No money. Then everyone would be happy!

Q: What are you most excited about in this class?

A: Writing! I feel I could get so much in this class!

Q: If you could change the past what would you change?

A: Women should’ve had rights all along!

Q: Who is your favourite author and why?

A: Trenton Lee Stewart because he writes long books.

Q: If you could be famous, what would it be for?

A: The youngest person in space!

Q: Where will you live when you grow up

A: Huntsville, Alabama

A Poem or Not by Lucy Dreher

Do you know how hard it is to write a poem in class?

Should we write a haiku or limerick, senru or susisiem?

How many lines 3, or 10, or any number in between?

It makes a difference,short or long!

What's the font what’s the size.

Fiction or non-fiction? Or maybe that’s too storylike.

What characters, a boy or girl. Adult or plants and creatures.

Funny or serious, deep or not.

I like this I like it alot, but wait should it rhyme?

Well, let’s write a poem!

Hey I thought that’s what we were doing!

Great White Shark Wins 3016 Election World has a New Ruler! by Lucy Dreher

In the voting for a new world ruler a Great White shark named Fred Seashell has become a politician and won the voting,so now everyone is running in terror at their new world ruler and his new crab government, who are creating a new ocean called Shark Park.

Please any aliens reading this send help! We need it. Our world and the humans are on the brink of extinction. Life is coming to an end for the ground itself. Deksgud diisgggettdyskjq jfiwo (That was for the aliens)